So,
Today I went to work. Awesome.
The first patient of the day was someone who used to stalk my life. Awkward. I walked into the room to do a test and just stood there with my mouth open. After a few minutes of thinking of something good to say, I decided to just walk out of the room... only to turn around after I bumped into the doctor. Longest five minutes of my life. And I felt naked.
Later on that day, I went to do an EKG. I knock, the man says to come in, and he's naked. Who gets naked for an EKG? It's mostly a chest thing, with no need to expose your genitals. Before I fell into a laughing fit, I asked him to put his pants back on and then had to excuse myself.
I definitely snorted.
At the end of the day, the doctor asked me to call the lab to add a few tests onto someone's blood work that was taken the previous day. I got some lady named Barbara on the phone and told her all the info, and then she asked me for my name. I told her Amanda. Then she asked for the first letter of my last name. I said B. And then she proceeded to tell me B was for Beautiful, and asked me if I was interested in women. I said no, and she told me she could change my mind.
I'm hoping she was just bored and trying to pull a prank... if not, I'm really uncomfortable.
And lastly, throughout the day I have to pull charts and check off sheets, and sign papers and write notes, so pens happen to collect in my pockets. When I was going to leave, a bunch fell out and now the lady at the front desk thinks I'm a pen thief.
To an extent that is true, when we get the cool ones I do take one. But only one... and I really don't have a reason...
I hope your day was better than mine =)
Today I went to work. Awesome.
The first patient of the day was someone who used to stalk my life. Awkward. I walked into the room to do a test and just stood there with my mouth open. After a few minutes of thinking of something good to say, I decided to just walk out of the room... only to turn around after I bumped into the doctor. Longest five minutes of my life. And I felt naked.
Later on that day, I went to do an EKG. I knock, the man says to come in, and he's naked. Who gets naked for an EKG? It's mostly a chest thing, with no need to expose your genitals. Before I fell into a laughing fit, I asked him to put his pants back on and then had to excuse myself.
I definitely snorted.
At the end of the day, the doctor asked me to call the lab to add a few tests onto someone's blood work that was taken the previous day. I got some lady named Barbara on the phone and told her all the info, and then she asked me for my name. I told her Amanda. Then she asked for the first letter of my last name. I said B. And then she proceeded to tell me B was for Beautiful, and asked me if I was interested in women. I said no, and she told me she could change my mind.
I'm hoping she was just bored and trying to pull a prank... if not, I'm really uncomfortable.
And lastly, throughout the day I have to pull charts and check off sheets, and sign papers and write notes, so pens happen to collect in my pockets. When I was going to leave, a bunch fell out and now the lady at the front desk thinks I'm a pen thief.
To an extent that is true, when we get the cool ones I do take one. But only one... and I really don't have a reason...
I hope your day was better than mine =)
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