Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.
It's funny how someone can lie, and lie, and lie... and not think twice about it.
The thing about liars is that they have to have really good memories. It doesn't take much to remember the truth, but it takes a lot of work to keep up with lies. Especially when you're telling different people different things. I also find it funny that when liars lie, they don't think people talk to each other. Eventually things will come to a head, and eventually the one finger you're pointing at everyone else will multiply into a dozen fingers pointing at you.
After all, it can't always be everyone else, now can it?